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ruinedchildhood:

Logging on to tumblr

hrrible:
“ rlyjewish:
“ ianeatsairplanes:
“ trashyanneclassy:
“ hurpthederp:
“ thenarator:
“ joshunf:
“ this guy would survive in movies
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girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you...

hrrible:

rlyjewish:

ianeatsairplanes:

trashyanneclassy:

hurpthederp:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

me when North Korea attacks.

lol that bitch got FUCKED UP

I can’t stop laughing hahah that bitch got fucked up hahahhaahh

its-the-fluffy-lupin:

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I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

waywardwarlocks:

tips for walking in an abandoned graveyard

  • if it’s dark, don’t shine your flashlight into the trees.
  • if a child approaches and asks you a question, don’t tell the truth.
  • you may find some harrowing artifacts (i found a ribbon on a tree and some bible pages) pick these up and keep them. they belong to you.
  • if you walk down a long, straight pathway, you will feel someone behind you. don’t look
  • you may see people in your peripheral vision; these are the spirits. they won’t hurt you.
  • if you wish to communicate with the spirits, do not do it alone. cast a protection circle. only ask polite questions.
  • you will feel bursts of dread and terror. ignore them.
  • don’t read too much into what the graves say. some things are best left unsolved.
  • research the history of the graveyard beforehand. you need to know what you might encounter.
  • some beings may not want you to leave. should you come into contact with one of these beings, leave immediately.
  • don’t read the hidden graves.
  • if you find a headless angel statue, don’t look for her head.
  • if you find a tipped over angel statue, leave her be. she’s only resting.
  • don’t listen to music. this will distract you from them.
  • don’t look in the bushes. you will find something that you weren’t supposed to.

just-shower-thoughts:

Relationships are scary because from day one you know you’ll either be with that person for the rest of your life, or you’ll break up and who knows if it will be a bad one

onlyniceandgaystuff:
“ naamahdarling:
“This is actually A+ cat management.
“Mirroring” is a big thing with cats. It’s why they will lay in similar positions several feet apart, or will come and try to do things when you do them.
It’s a sign that they...

onlyniceandgaystuff:

naamahdarling:

This is actually A+ cat management.

“Mirroring” is a big thing with cats. It’s why they will lay in similar positions several feet apart, or will come and try to do things when you do them.
It’s a sign that they love you and want to show.

This cat wants to be close to its owner, and also wants to do what its owner is doing, to be involved in some way.

Giving them their own thing to use is a really great way to redirect them and allow them to mirror the behavior in a non-disruptive way that frustrates neither party.

This is a GOOD IDEA.

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thecuriousgirl:

me-porni:

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Hey Tumblr…… 

bae-in-maine:

thenatsdorf:

These 3 always go to bed like this. (via sirmakoto)

My heart

penfairy:

reblog if u support him

wereralph:

this is about to be the horniest two fucking weeks ever on tumblr

james-p-sullivan:

what the fuck is wrong with this movie

beetle-jude:

msmar-vell:

thank u, jeff

YES

sxccharin:

tumblr: we’re deleting all the porn

everyone else:

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